Alyssa Burleson

let your heart be the prettiest thing about you 🤍 be kind

[gabe @allgarbled]

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

[Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas]

Maybe I’ll announce it tomorrow… or something even better. 🔗

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

when the butter be submerged in them squares that mean you bouta have an outer body experience

[madison 🪩 @GRANDEXFLO]

y’all ever just use some paper towel instead of a plate

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

Cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[jynx @jynxbby]

when i suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

[Goddess ❤️🌱 @Osungbotemi]

Idk how to explain this but he looks like a cockroach

[trish @ultragloss]

i love when you see a dalmatian in public and everyone stops and goes wow look…a dalmatian

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

This looks like when ppl clean up ocean pollution

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The baby buffaloes are so cute.😂

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

grape :)

[Yo🎀 @baddestchef]

“You told your girls already??”

God forbid I report back to head quarters🧐

[໊ @nlc1k]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me restarting the song because I blinked on my favorite part

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

The baddest bitch out of the salad family!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you find an old song and it still bangs