alyssa

🌈25 | they/she
richest raccoon in the dumpster

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

every passing day feels more and more like we're living in a well written article of The Onion

[Roblox @RobIox_US]

were ading sex to roblox

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

We were together. I forget the rest (1/2)

[donni saphire @donni]

Just invented a new kind of emotion… it’s when you’re calm but also insane

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

@foofighters oh this one hurts

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you?

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

the lesbian urge to assemble a team of eight skilled female con artists in order to plan one final heist before all heading their separate ways

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

@american_sicko @ my wife @Natallliieeeeee

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

[Alex Arnold @alexyarnold]

Abortion access is healthcare. Anyone who believes otherwise is choosing to be willfully ignorant about the realities of pregnancy, birth, & raising children. Or hateful. Or both! I don’t love speaking in absolutes but lives are on the line in Texas and anywhere else that follows

[mini boss @tvpew0rm]

if bestie got she/they in the bio what we’re NOT gonna do is ignore that THEY

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

@JoelBurgess @Jacobh2002Jacob oh God everything hurts

[Joel Burgess @JoelBurgess]

I said goodbye today to River, who most of you know as Fallout 4’s Dogmeat.

Heartbroken doesn't cover it, but I won’t eulogize her here. For twitter, I thought it'd be appropriate to look back at her impact on that game.

(plus, writing about game dev hurts less than grieving)

[‘ @ICONICHERIES]

so…

[🔞Pecker🔞 @possumpecker]

I only use facebook to annoy my newly antivax mom

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

favorite thread on Twitter

[alyssa @lyssaaaaaaa99]

@PipesAidan wait oh my God are you serious