Alyssa

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Today is the anniversary of one of the most disturbing events in US history: as President, Donald Trump planned & executed an insurrection to overthrow our most sacred democratic process. He failed, but he & MAGA Republicans continue to pose a serious threat to US democracy.

[Alyssa @lyssabees]

@milledtime Wait until this guy finds out about calendars

[Independent Security Evaluators @ISEsecurity]

Bring your dog to work? More like, put your dog to work!

#donthackmeSable

[Alyssa @lyssabees]

Sable is a budding influencer

[Independent Security Evaluators @ISEsecurity]

https://t.co/UUCr4SZ9j0

You adopted a puppy in quarantine and you'll have to go back into the office soon?! Don't fret! Check out our #job opportunities and bring your dog to work! #devjobs #career #hiring #developers

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

When Harriet Tubman was born, Thomas Jefferson was alive, and when Harriet Tubman died, Ronald Reagan was alive. We have not been around that long.

[Alyssa @lyssabees]

sable is a star

[Independent Security Evaluators @ISEsecurity]

🌎Happy Earth Day🌎From the ISE Team! Pictured are a few shots from our recent company outing to a local state park 🌳🌿🍃#EarthDay2021 #EarthDay

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Chauvin is the part of the iceberg above the water. Whether or not he falls doesn’t change the fact the system that buoyed him must be dismantled.

[Jordan K. Green @jordonaut]

When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

Mike Pence rn #VPDebate

[ACLU @ACLU]

Abortion is health care.

Abortion is a right.

THE END.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈 Back among top searches: 'white supremacist' #VPDebate

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

✊🏾

[IoT Village @IoTvillage]

https://t.co/ltevbi6FUu

This is your chance to speak on the @IoTvillage stage at @defcon 27!

⏳ Don't let time get away ⌛️

🗓 DEADLINE IN JUNE! 🤖

#CyberSecurity #Hacking #defcon #iot #cfp

[Independent Security Evaluators @ISEsecurity]

Looking for a new gig? We are hiring Security Analysts and a DevOps Engineer in the Baltimore area. Apply today! #Jobs #infosec #CyberSecurity #Careers

[Independent Security Evaluators @ISEsecurity]

If you around @BSidesCharm this weekend, stop by the @IoTvillage to checkout the IoT hacking contest! We will have some cool swag and freebies provided by @BitdefenderBOX, special thanks for sponsoring us to be here!

[Alyssa @lyssabees]

@comcastcares thanks for welcoming me home from a trip with no internet, requiring two calls and multiple resets before scheduling a tech to come out on MONDAY when it seems pretty clear who’s to blame 🤔

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Therapist: let’s try guided imagery to help you relax. I’ll play beach sounds, you close your eyes & picture what I’m describing

Me: ok

T: you see seagulls flying in the distance.

there are so many of them & they are getting closer

uh oh they’ve spotted your Doritos

Me: NO