alyssa scheuerman

md ➡️ fl // ju nursing ‘21

[alyssa scheuerman @lyssadanielle__]

update: it’s four years later, i’m on my own, i’m so much happier, & i did get the hell out of CC :)

[alyssa scheuerman @lyssadanielle__]

scary to think that in less than four years, I'll be on my own. and I hope to God that I get the hell out of here

[alyssa scheuerman @lyssadanielle__]

this one called me out hardcore

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

There it is: a gallon of gas costs more than the federal minimum wage

[Ellise @httpxellise]

i rlly love getting updated without asking??????? like yes pls be safe & tell me if you’re busy so i wont disturb u in the mean time.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

If you believe that "violence is never the answer" you should probably focus on stopping our government from spending $778,000,000,000 on war this year, not a slap.

[pat regan @poregan]

Ugh I keep doing the depressed kind of oversleep instead of the restorative kind of oversleep

[alyssa scheuerman @lyssadanielle__]

this whole “if i die young” trend on tiktok has me TORN apart

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This was remarkably easy:

https://t.co/0SUQncxN3k

[Jessica @_jmontague]

Patient dying of covid: don’t come in here and give me that damn vaccine but you can come in and give me other meds and vapotherm and do everything humanly possible to use science to treat it despite not believing in science

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[Morg @Acute_Engel_]

watching covid spike like this again is so depressing. healthcare “heroes” are burnt out & overworked & desperate. we were not prepared in 2020, & we are not prepared now. our healthcare system is on the verge of collapse & people, COVID+ or not, are going to die as a result.

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I am deserving of a gentle life surrounded by beautiful things.

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

the feminine urge to online gift shop and then only find things for yourself

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I miss how holidays felt when I was younger.

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

The feminine urge to take a 3 hour nap every single day

[Cliona McSherry @clionamcsherry]

As Christmas shopping begins, sharing this important PSA

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The feminine urge to stop replying to texts and sit in solitude for months at a time