lyss

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[★ @blushrrie]

han pasado dos años desde que salió the tortured poets department pero yo sigo preguntandome si fuiste enviado por alguien que me queria muerta

[vish @ayobrinabot]

WE ALL WISH WE WERE HAVING THIS ABORTION AT SARAH JESSICA PARKER’S HOUSE

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

so touch starved i might start a fight just so i can get beat up

[jasmin. @jasbarre]

you get high and call on the regular, i get weak and fall like a teenager...

[༄ @BIATSUNAMII]

oii vc esqueceu de me bloquear no fluxo energético multimensional que conecta nossas essências

[beck @unrivaled]

this attack on our best and brightest 80 year olds... they were just fucking kids

[jordy ⭐️ @SANRIOJORDY]

when you take a libra man seriously, they take u to the back & shoot you in the head.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

And for the eldest daughter, perhaps an acts-of-service husband who loves to cook.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

adhd (a diva has distractions)

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Throw your hair in a claw clip, put on some Alo sweatpants, get behind the wheel of a massive white SUV, and handle it

[canadian princess @hisfavstepdad]

ur in his dms he wants me to kill myself

[kel :) @kelly_mc1r]

Tom Nook installed flock cameras on my animal crossing island overnight 😔

[cherry @mrcameronwinter]

DO NOT POST YOUR UGLY BOYFRIEND TO BOBBY BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS.

[eclair @evilclaire]

once I get my iron levels back up it’s over for you hoes

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

embrace the sexy evil horrible woman in you

[Zay @zayna217]

men SUCK at lying bro lemme show you how its done