alyssa

never know what’s going on but i’m happy to be involved

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

pretty sure i only have one brain cell and it just sorta bounces around like that old dvd screensaver

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

some quiet decompression time is very much needed

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@prodhorosha We were just as psyched to surprise you and see you finally!!!☺️🤍

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@prodhorosha you killed it guys!!!

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

praying for my neighbor who just saw me walk outside in a sports bra and dude shorts, wearing a green acne face mask and holding my cat because i wanted to check on how my strawberries were growing 😅

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@Brittanidevinee I was gonna say “geez you’re getting old” and then realized at that time i’ll be TWENTY FIVE. Disgusting. Hahah

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@lily_benrud

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@adamwantspizza heck yeah! this was quite literally my sunday too lol

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

i like to think i’m cool under pressure at all, but the fact everyone at kt was just staring at me as i punched the life out of my fuel door cover because it was frozen shut… and my gas light was on… yeah, i guess not. let’s not talk about it🤦🏻‍♀️

[Zainab🐬 @zainabkhannx]

To everyone who struggled with their mental health this year I hope 2022 treats u better

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@prodhorosha thanks dude! just so sad it got me. I sanitize my car every night when I get home and carry sanitizer on my belt anywhere I go. double masking at work. Sigh. Kinda disgusting it got to me even through all that. Can’t wait til it’s over!!

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@britttanixo Same 😂😂

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@lily_benrud why am i so NERVOUS this time?!! 😂

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

i’m at my hair appointment and she wants to chop my hair off again, tell me yes or no i have too much anxiety today lol

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@_pretasky i’m too distracted by emerson’s 5 mile long tongue to even notice

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@_pretasky i beg to differ

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

@_pretasky omg i got SO INTO that episode and then felt like a complete idiot! sat in my car for a solid 5 mins like wait hold on a damn minute lol

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

Are everyone’s headlights way too bright lately or am I just getting old

[alyssa @lyssadevine]

honestly it is very rude that my body can literally produce milk if i had a child, yet it has the audacity to be lactose intolerant. how ballsy and disrespectful

[saira @sairaspooks]

sorry i didn’t text you back. i read your messages and replied in my head then disassociated for a week