alyssa ♈︎

she/her

[ᨳଓ @maggichips]

OKAY MS. JEN?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just wonderful

[Romy @Return2Order]

Jeffrey Epstein's interest in Lolita feels so performative lol

[wil michael @wilplatypus]

women when..

[naz ᓚᘏᗢ🌱 @enchantednaz]

the fact that this would be considered woke by today’s maga standards

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

[5am @fxzkshvt]

dude i’m going home i can tell ur on tylenol

[😽 @bblluvs]

Dad bods will always make my pu- I mean my heart throb

[lia 𝜗𝜚 @nomadbyclairo]

#sexytosomeoneseptember

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[ethel cain shady facts @ethelshadyfacts]

Yes I listen to Ethel Cain and Gracie Abrams. We exist

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i think ive been baptized like 5 times bc whenever i needed a dopamine boost id sign up for baptism and get a free doughnut and attention

[Mona 🦇 @monamourdelrey]

How waking up as a Lana Del Rey and Ethel Cain stan felt like today

[jane @ijanedoll]

when you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah... throwback. didn’t know they still made you guys