Jared put on The Roast of Tom Brady and has the fkkn audacity to get irritated w me asking questions about these jokes when they’re all abt football history n shit!! 🤣🥹😭🤣
On my Ethan’s “All about my Mom” it says “my mom looks beautiful when..” and he crossed out the “when” and put everyday 😭😭😭❤️ and that his favorite thing to do with his mom is to talk 🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹🥹❤️❤️ oh my little sonnykins 😭😭❤️
One thing abt me these days is all I need is a full parking lot and a super sketchy motherfkker to walk up into the grocery store for me to put my car in reverse and go home because I’m taking that as a sign baby Jesus knows I can’t stand me a crowd and a scary mofo. Bye bye🥹
Ethan’s been hitting me with the “mom you’re embarrassing me” lately and I’m honestly started to get concerned that he really doesn’t know who tf his mom is??????