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[eliz @eliza___v]

nobody:

me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

[Julie :) @julieheglund]

There are people who get pregnant while smoking crystal meth I think you’ll be okay if you use a little Dove..

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When he blocks you but you know men never block someone until their male ego gets hurt.

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@_PhallonX0X0 @LoveOfDivine Both actually bc what if I try so hard to be a good mom I turn out to be a bad one and on top of that have a bad partner

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

When i turn around and the cologne match the face

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

Aborting because the man who made you pregnant is acting funny towards you? a decision I’ll always support.

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@longs27468 @Felinebrat_Ony @Blindedbabydoll And if we’re being honest black people have the highest acquittals we as black people are 7 times more likely to be convicted of a crime we didn’t commit so

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@longs27468 @Felinebrat_Ony @Blindedbabydoll If you look at the previous chart statistically white people would still make up more crime then anyone else like omggg

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@longs27468 @Felinebrat_Ony @Blindedbabydoll BEADS can be worn by anyone not waist beads

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@longs27468 @Felinebrat_Ony @Blindedbabydoll Chat even says just about the same thing you’re just biased and that’s ok but before you get on the internet saying shit like it’s gospel please do research so you don’t look dumb

[FISTTOK @FISTTOK]

This how me and my brothers used to bang 🤣🤣🤣 then act like nothing happened when my momma came home 🥹😆🤣

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

@longs27468 @Felinebrat_Ony @Blindedbabydoll Mind you this is from the FBI website bookie butt

[kate @yslnadi]

sorry, I only like men who kiss my ass literally & figuratively.

[🫶🏽 🫧 @lyssagodumb]

I try to be nice to men but their dumbasses just make it so hard

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason