lyssa ⛈

gm strks!

[lyssa ⛈ @lyssagomzz]

omg i forgot i could post on twitter hi twitter look my ass is on fire!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

POV: You're a San Diego State fan watching the Aztecs hit a buzzer beater to advance to the National Championship 👀

#MarchMadness @Aztec_MBB

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

[Rihanna @rihanna]

da parents. @britishvogue

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

boys underestimate the power of being goofy and affectionate. I let him hit cause he's goofy and affectionate

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

finding out that ashton kutcher and mila kunis started dating and eventually married because they were friends with benefits first & that they literally lived out the plots of the two different movies they were in about fwbs is blowing my mind

[Figgy Pudding @F1ggyPudd1ng]

@Hullaballoo191 @wildtiktokss i manually type my signature each time. just like you and i are manually breathing at this moment💀

manually,

Figgy Pudding

[Figgy Pudding @F1ggyPudd1ng]

@lordtotoro26 @wildtiktokss i do have a tweet signature.

signed,

Figgy Pudding

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

good job today u earned that twisted tea in the fridge

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

@AustenMarieTV no like a funny goofy guy can have anything he wants from me idc

[✨allison thee people’s princess 🍋 @thesleepyscorp]

@NickiThornberry @Mushyee I believe women should all be allowed (1) complimentary murder

[Rissa 🤍 @Mushyee]

me just casually trying to budget HIS expenses for the month just find some girl he got with finger blasting herself. I just wanted to do quick maths man

[lyssa ⛈ @lyssagomzz]

@kiki222777111 @SydDivineTarot omg fr I’m another cap rising and aqua sun!! That’s literally me. But I’m Scorpio moon too so winging it on blind faith and anxiety LMAO

[kemi @kemimarie]

GO ON DATES. LIKE GENUINELY. date. and ask important questions outright.

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

I hope you find someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a lifetime translating your spirit.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if he's not obsessed with u and thanking the stars every time he gets to kiss u you need to start investing in a vibrator. it's gatekeep your body 2023

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

be fr would y’all be mad at me if i thought i was a little bisexual

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care…

[Chris @OneyNG]

Put on breaking bad to show the parents. Forgot skyler jerks off walter for 3 minutes straight