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[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Mom life: waking up in a puddle of breastmilk because baby slept for 6 HOURS straight 😳 my three week old rocks

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

It’s really tough cause I’m 37 weeks pregnant and I want @ChipotleTweets but the closest one in a good hour away. Oh, and it’s 9pm and the only reason I’m awake is because I’m thinking about food. I’m struggling.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

They went away??? Been wearing these things daily for the last 10 years 🙃

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Naming a child is hard. Like this is the name they are stuck with forever.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Added a step to my skincare routine that all the influencers talk about not i feel really extra

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Okay, i can go through Starbucks in the morning and the barista knows my order...I have an addiction 😂

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

There’s something about blow drying my hair after my shower before bed that makes me feel like a true adult

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

It’s the little things. Like pouring you an extra glass on wine after dinner.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

I hate this year.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Got a kitten and she is the sweetest thing ever one minute and the next she is biting me🙃 sos

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Worked 13 days straight, my one day off and I’m up at 6 🙃

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

@BPonmyD

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

I thought i was indecisive before but now that i have sample colors to choose the exterior of me and @BPonmyD house I’m REALLY indecisive.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Every time i think something else bad couldn’t possibly happened this year, it does.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Today i am genuinely happy.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

Today I’m reminded that being an adult is hard. Life was so easy when i lived with my parents 🙃

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Fuck 2020.

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

@BPonmyD Ha why is this the girls

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

be more kind, judge less

[alyssa @lyssajane__]

I wouldn’t with losing a sibling on my worst enemy. Happy Birthday, bubby ❤️@JarrodHunter