Alyssa

we’re doing our best.

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

I directed a short film and am hosting an event. *pinch me er something*

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

I’ve always secretly felt weird about Harry Styles and that acceptance speech really solidified it for me tbh!!!!!!

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

@bradie__ D&D is not straight!!!! I resent that!

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

Also hey I’m back after two years because I needed an abyss to bitch into

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

Counting calories while on #prednisone is a form of ~necessary~ torture that is taking all of my mental and physical strength. #justletmebingeeatandyellinaroom

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

I’m so indecisive lately that I basically just told my tattoo artist “surprise me” for my first tattoo.

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

Some of y’all really don’t care about your friends feelings and it SHOWS

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

I’m sick as fuck on my family beach vacation. This is a layer of hell I didn’t know existed.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

@sourgirlyuzu

[Wale @Wale]

They all gon be squid games for Halloween . Imma be Jamie Tart

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

@J_Mothershed Poor Staci 😂

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

Moral of the story: don’t have a typo in my family group text

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

I be really feeling like myself in these

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

@Eruditeforspite We’re assholes hahah

[dr. dolittle. @livefromthefive]

Panic! At the Groomers

[Alyssa @lyssajane___]

Sorry I mean doggie style I mean doggie style I mean doggie style I mean

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

get to work