alyssa

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

@Roblox hi, so i have video proof of my child’s innocence, i always record our gameplay.. and i will be posting it on my tiktok tomorrow with 14k followers. i will never spend a cent on roblox again if you guys don’t make this right. you are siding w/ a hacker over a 7 year old child!

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

@Roblox hello, my little kid just got a ban for reporting a hacker. please help me make this right

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

feel like shit today

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

cool i love waking up this early to my 2 year old puking on my back 🙃

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

doing some ‘adulting’ today haha aren’t i so quirky

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

anyone else just drink pickle juice straight out the jar

[andrea ♏︎ @andreafaery]

Make sure your wounds are healed before jumping in another relationship. Don’t bleed on someone who didn’t cut you.

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

every time an emergency alert test starts playing on the tv i get thrown into an instant panic attack. every other day they have me thinking the world is literally about to end

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

money can’t buy happiness is a damn lie idc

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

he is so handsome 💞

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

i haven’t had a cigarette in over 7 months that’s wild

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

love when my 2 year old has a full blown meltdown at the mall and everyone’s staring

[alyssa @lyssallerton]

the bar is really that low huh