mr. ollivander

feelin like a bad mama jama

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

@macdaddydiesell This is the best

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[muffin heeler hate club @ragenpager]

Once again I say I prefer Male gynecologists bc they cannot compare YOUR experience to THEIRS. You say it’s a 10 pain wise & they will take it as a 10. You tell a female it’s a 10 and they will use their experience as the baseline. We all do it.

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

@beccaharps43 @Johnnieburr 💯 GO FOR IT, you don’t need the lottery, just a well thought out financial plan! Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

I loveeee a PK shootout

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

@JackieJohnson9 And then next year will roll around and we will be sucked back in 😂

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

How do you people play fantasy year after year? Unless I’m winning, I feel extreme anger in my body toward whomever I’m losing against. This is unhealthy.

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

I haven’t met everyone but I’m 1,000% positive Nick is the greatest man on the planet

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

Can’t believe I’m up at 7am going balls deep into the theory that explains IF Mrs. Pepper actually cheated on Mr. Salt or not.

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

LMAO this is me, I am Peggy and the title is actually “Executive Assistant”

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

@macdaddydiesell @tcmarathon Ohhh and the very best running song- can’t be saved by senses fail

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

@macdaddydiesell @tcmarathon It’s a great day to be alive, dancing in the moonlight, juice

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

Nick just said he’s probably never going to call me his wife, he’s going to call me his room-friend…

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

Married on Saturday, first festival for The Common Room secured on Tuesday, Europe honeymoon next Thursday. I’m in my “living my best life” era.

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

My grandma and grandpa haven’t been on an airplane since they came to visit me in Hawaii when I was born, and now they’re getting back on a plane 28 years later to watch me get married 🥰

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

I think I’ve really honed in on my brand based on the amount of coffee and Harry Potter content people send me 🤓

[mr. ollivander @lyssarachelle]

Not HR accidentally attaching someone’s annual evaluation to the mass email they sent to our entire organization 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mac Ideson @macdaddydiesell]

#foreverrunning

[Gabbi Stein @steining_star]

Does anyone else want to take a break from growth? I swear I’m actually exhausted rather than inspired when the companies I work for talk about pushing for growth. Can we have a mini time out please where we just maintain a steady state and catch our breath?