alyssa ramen

[Obj ‎ꕤ @obj0x0]

@PopBase

[Star Slop @starslopped]

We need more women in STEM (sorcery, tricks, enchantment, and magick)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

Hey so I've just been wondering about every single thought you've ever had and if you'd like to share them all with me

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

“You’re so sensitive.” Yes, well. So is the thin membrane around a poached egg. So is the crust of crème brûlée. So is my appetite for affection.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new drip >>>

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Happy November 1st

[alyssa ramen @lyssarasmussen]

“Baking soda is a godly thing” - a mom

[alyssa ramen @lyssarasmussen]

mhh! Nothing like rosé and Doritos

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

Questionable life lessons from a snake

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

[jo @anth0nyjordain]

another gd beautiful day :,)

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

are you gonna sink your fangs into my neck or what bro

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next