alyssa

hater first, feminist second .

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Went to Johnnys yesterday and asked for a shot of Jager and they didn’t have any?? The sham would never.

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

I am I tweaked my neck opening my dogs crate years old . 😫 #ouch

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

I love you, it’s ruining my life . 🎶

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

$10 for a shot of jager ?! Get him on the phone expeditiously .

[mo baby ★彡 @mo__monii]

contacting grandpa joe bc why these shots so much 😭

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Sure do 😌

[mo baby ★彡 @mo__monii]

the devil works hard but the swifties work harder

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

🤭

[mo baby ★彡 @mo__monii]

the way alyssa kept sending me baby videos I’m starting to think it’s not a joke anymore

[mo baby ★彡 @mo__monii]

it is my civil duty as an older cousin to get these foos blacked out

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

You know you have a lot of kids when the group chat plans include “ before Alyssa gets pregnant again” 🤭😅

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Bringing in the new year watching the fast and the furious. 🥳

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Getting the urge to cut my bangs again. 🫠

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

If we show up to a gift exchange and you get me a bottle of jager, is it almost expected?? Yes .

Is it ever a disappointment?? No . 🥳

[Zai @zaileecortez]

Missing the sugar cookies from cookie cookery /:

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Crying bc the person I wrote this about actually messaged me and gave me the tea. 🤭 ✨ manifestation works yall ✨ 😭

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

You ever wanna add/follow someone after a breakup to see if they’re spiraling as much as their ex is ? 🫣

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

I am not sure at what age I’ll grow out of enjoying YA / dystopian book to film adaptations, but 33 is not it.

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

It wouldn’t be my birthday if someone didn’t fight . 🤠

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

This is my Roman Empire

[beatriz @tearsoftaylor]

“Taylor has a great day every day. Travis only has a great day if Taylor looks at him.”

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

@mo__monii @wildflor23 Wya

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Jager 4eva

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

@mo__monii Next time make it 4

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Imagine you’re 5 and your first concert is Taylor Swift ?! Aria is really living the dream .

[alyssa @lyssbeez]

Just bought mine and Aria’a outfits for the eras tour ❤️😭