lyssi🤍

author. mother. i bet your dad’s obsessed with me🤍

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

He is in like, JAIL jail. He’s a fucking fugitive, what in the fuck-

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

The guy I had sex with last night snapped me and goes “gonna lose our streak, not because I want to, ima be in jail” so that’s a fun lil Sunday morning tidbit

[Carine is at the cottage @CarineK]

The correct take. Because there is a correct take

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@karlabarre No fr why was everyone in my section sitting down 😭

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

Mia got us Halsey tickets while taking orders in the middle of the morning rush… no one does it the way my kid does it

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@ohhellokayla You’re so on the nose with that. It was lovebombing on a whole new level. The doc made me feel sick, I was so angry. My mother is also my best friend and I can’t imagine that level of betrayal. Those texts??? To your own daughter??? I was blown tf away

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@ohhellokayla That poor daughter is so traumatized I don’t even think she has fully woken up to the damage caused by her own mother

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

Wait I thought this was a skit but everyone in the comments is genuinely so upset????? What the fuck is going on here

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

Gracie shouting out Djo tonight at the show (Boston 7/23)

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@kellywolfenden_ The biggest flex tbh I feel so lucky

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

Can’t believe I saw Halsey sing Roman Holiday live bro I’m gonna throw up I’m so lucky

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@Lorielle___ Literally though. This is misplaced anger towards the writers when he very clearly wanted out.

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

The only person I can think of during all of this is Liam Payne’s mom, who just lost her only son and now has to see photos of his dead body all across the internet. TMZ is truly the devil.

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@cheyinthehat So important. Love you forever

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

Literally my mom in the kitchen last night after finishing the movie

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

post saltburn effect

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

I’ll never forget the time 2 of my friends called me “spoiled” because my parents didn’t spank me. I looked at them like they were crazy because huh?? I’m spoiled because my parents didn’t physically abuse me? I’m so sorry to the people who grew up thinking this was normal

[de @RNfoureyes]

had to explain to my kids what spanking was after we left the trolls movie and witnessed some parent “disciplining” their child. i can’t even explain the look of horror and sadness on my daughter’s face

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@AmeliaXCV Demanding we all take this seriously and then going on their podcast and referring to it as “slaughterfest2023” to try and be edgy and cute. The hypocrisy with these two is insane.

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@moonbloomer Lyss🤍

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@moonbloomer Alyssa🤍

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

@moonbloomer Alyssa🤍

[lyssi🤍 @lysscoolen]

has anyone checked on @vigilantechey

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Dr Seuss’s ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ is set to debut for a theatrical release sometime in 2025 or 2026.

(Source: https://t.co/0i91iMyaaW)