Lyss

Straight up not having a funky fresh time

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[xan @lilxan1k]

cigarettes after freaking the fuck out

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"people you may know" & it's someone i'd set on fire

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[phoenix @luckyphoeniix]

“one of you will betray me tonight” was an insane thing for jesus to say at dinner likeeeee??? he really was the og housewife

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Men are providers” yeah, of mental ilłness.

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[mlow @mayhewrote]

You’ll be having the worst day of ur life and here come an ugly man requesting to follow u

[kayla @mitckm]

need to touch grass and smoke a cigarette and probably microwave my phone until it explodes

[kage @sukikage_]

we are soooo back(rock bottom)

[rzua @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[miia @miiagarro]

lot's of girls made him smile, be different

traumatize him

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[miia @miiagarro]

"i love your eyes"

you're about to steal the light out of them arent you

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law