lyss

you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent

[Fordham University @FordhamNYC]

Do you know the answer to the @Jeopardy statement from tonight’s episode?

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@lovexMiranda YOU AND ME BOTH BITCH

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Aw thanks for the reminder! Great memories

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

And 2 years later we still stan Andrea!!! (And she’s still my therapist lmao)

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

I really just love my therapist, man. I am so grateful. Andrea’s the best. We stan!

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@littlelightkep And you know what? Still true.

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@littlelightkep Please know I think about this tweet like every day even 6 years later

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

Am I…coming back to this platform?

(Reluctantly)

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

Go down the shore, get a slice of Manco and Manco aka tax fraud pizza!!!!! #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@KyleOfTheBeard I’ll do it if you do!!!

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

Never thought we’d get into queer anthropological theory at a Philly podcast taping but you know what? Here for it. Happy month after Pride Month!!!#crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

As a mediator, I am proud that Metallica went to counseling!!! #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, including rogue bosses #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

It’s not feline AIDS but close enough #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

Oh I NEED to know your weirdest tattoo stories. Please. #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

The black metal label wasn’t the red flag. It’s that he’s from the debated territory known as Central Jersey #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

If they say “nothing ever happened,” something happened. Good luck babe! #crabfriesanonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

I saw 4 different people, one of each I went to elementary school, middle school, high school, and college, in one bar in one night in Sea Isle, aka Philly Jr. #CrabFriesAnonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@markb1489 GO BIRDS!!!

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

The 40 store also exists in the Bronx under the name “Beer Cave.” It also somehow has a Dunkin’ Donuts? signed, a Fordham grad #CrabFriesAnonymous

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@ScarletEstelle Crying

[lyss @lyssfulthinking]

@thelweiss Ok but your tweets are fire tonight