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[lyss ⬡ @lysshehe]

when you start dating people again

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i think i'd get kicked off love island for trying to make the guys kiss too many times

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[lyss ⬡ @lysshehe]

@xbenjabeast Real

[lyss ⬡ @lysshehe]

funny how you’re always a favorite at your job until your managers realize you have other priorities outside of work and don’t live and breathe the company and then they hate you

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[lyss ⬡ @lysshehe]

@xbenjabeast don’t remind me

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[hera @shiningdaisies]

let me regulate my nervous system and i'll get back to you

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[lyss ⬡ @lysshehe]

fulfilled a childhood dream of mine today and started a Minecraft save with my dad