awissa

does anyone have a charger I can borrow

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

every time i think about the fact that women are born with all the eggs they'll carry in their lifetime, which means i have never been apart from my mother, ever. makes me wanna cry and vomit and disappear into thin air

[eliz @eliza___v]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[beezy 🪩 @hrrysonlydevil]

kenzie i’m growing fond of you idk….. https://t.co/fAf9rUV8AP

[the dare @itsthedare]

I’m not a bad girl i’m wallace and gromit

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

im ok im ok im ok im ok im ok im ok. everything is ok

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t be on love island because they’d have to drag me away from the ping pong table

[awissa @lysshenplz]

take a shot every time Kenzie has her fingers in her mouth #loveislandusa

[awissa @lysshenplz]

@lizzo I found you bc of streaming tbh

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

no one wants to be my friend because my tummy always makes really loud weird noises

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

Peter watching SpongeBob in the car 😅

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

it must be so fun being a man and having a dumbass girl waiting on you

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

[awissa @lysshenplz]

white people be like my dog’s middle name is choo-choo

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[ً @rossmacronald]

AND ALL I DO IS SIT AND THINK ABOUT YOU
IF I KNEW WHAT YOU’D DO
COLLAPSE MY VEINS, WEARING BEAUTIFUL SHOES
ITS NOT LIVING IF ITS NOT WITH YOU

[latke @latkedelrey]

when a fitness instructor tries to have their dog in their videos i’m like bitch do you think you’re Adriene? because you’re not. and that dog will never be Benji

[💲🤍 @makeupbyshaniah]

how i feel making my dog unwrap a christmas gift

[hil @plume__]

kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

How it feels to spend $1000 traveling across time zones for the holidays just to have your family say “look who slept in!” when you come downstairs at 10am

[chadwick, from the union @theantichad]

my favorite white rapper is charli xcx — listening to spring breakers