alyssa pattisall

10.02.21

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

heavy on the “it is what it is”

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Beeluv @gulcin_hanim]

Everyone needs to understand this 😆😆😆

[sophia @sophiaeb23]

U haul is offering free 30 day storage for students whose campuses are closing

[trilly cauley stein @TheJSpence]

Coronavirus doesn’t stand a chance.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

[🕸ky🕸 @funeralbelleart]

Attention to women in Maryland

Maryland emergency dispatch now has the option to text for 911 Incase you’re in a situation you can’t speak or be heard.

Pls pls pls retweet as Maryland has not always had this option.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kicker. Nobody told him the ice would be so slippery. As soon as he got pupright he slipped again. 12/10 someone help him

[Maas Singh @SinghClairr]

Have y’all seen this? 😱😱🤯

[evan :) @beyonseh]

posting this to cleanse our pallets https://t.co/clrQxSmjqU

[aaLuminati 👁 @SpoiledAaLona]

Leaving your home and getting back safely is such an underrated blessing.

[BLM ☆ 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘 ☆ @satantittiess]

Hey anyone want a 10 second acid trip ?

[probioticpapi @matt_cruise]

Neighbors are a big fan of Luna apparently

[brittany @brittmerl]

saw this on tik tok had to share it here

[*incoherent* @coldemoji]

I AM LOSING MY MINDDDD

[Jimmy Here @JimmyHere]

It is the first Wednesday of the decade my dudes

[Erica🌱 @its_riccaa]

Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester😭. He’s in his 70s and is still doing all of this for us🥺💛