alyssa☄️✨

fiery aries. tiktok- ayyitsalyssa

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

why is my fyp just family guy clips and Reddit reads 💀

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

Me when a semi truck almost ran my family off the road as I was telling them about a tragic celebrity death 🧍🏻‍♀️

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@buffys Not Alamo trying to have babies with Maddy what the helly

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@buffys So we lose rue, Laurie, and Nate in the matter of 2 episodes pls 😭✋🏼

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@buffys But damn it felt like they didn’t have to kill her off

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@buffys It was so underwhelming too I was audibly like “wait- is she dead??” Like damn at least have some crazy music or some dramatic final breath or something

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@buffys At this point they could have a joint funeral 😭😭😭

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

I unlocked $53 Rush tickets for The Book of Mormon on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/WQwrpkJ9aJ

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

me: I HAVEEE TO GET HIGH!!!
me high:

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@VABVOX LIKE THE 👏🏻AUDACITY 👏🏻to sexually assault someone and then SUE THEM FOR MONEY?! Like what kind of absolute sociopath is he?! Like the amount of evil it takes…. He’s just a horrible horrible man and he deserves everything that’s coming his way

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@VABVOX “defamation, in law, the act of communicating to a third party false statements about a person that result in damage to that person's reputation” .

Crazy how the dj REALLY thought people would think she made it up?!? Like what reason would she EVEN HAVE?! Absolutely insane.

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

I think I can best describe adulting by referencing that episode of SpongeBob where he goes to his grandmas house and can’t eat any cookies cause he’s an “adult” and has to go to work

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@stiiillbangtan @notcapnamerica If you can- try to live with someone. An SO, a friend, etc. Whenever possible (ofc, I know if your going to work or something this isn’t possible) try to walk with them or a buddy. Being with someone else really helps.

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

technically when you hire an exterminator you’re hiring a hitman #showerthoughts

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@idranktris I’m quite literally so in love with this man 😭😭

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@idranktris

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

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[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

On the plane with the joe from YOU I’m so scared omg 💔💔💔💔💔

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@libsoftiktok I kinda like Blizzard Bliss

[alyssa☄️✨ @lyssmen]

@ConcernedApe Only one New York date ?!? I fear this will fill mad fast