Alyssa

life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time. - jenna marbles

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@HabsOnReddit They said it was a year to the day since Binnington's last shutout so it was written in the stars.

[erin @blondederin]

How nice it must be to have the luxury of “moving on” 🙂

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

We're in hell.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

I asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

can we please go back to living in precedent times?

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

Stanley is getting horny on main.

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Sam Bennett, come kiss me with that mustache

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

The Corey Perry Curse continues. #StanleyCupFinal

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@McAfee_Help I'll have to call then. Thanks anyway.

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@McAfee_Help Hello. I purchased a new laptop through @DellCares a month ago and added on a 1 year McAfee subscription. The 30-day trial is up and now it's saying I have no protection. My account only shows past subscriptions. How do I get the new one? Thanks.

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@DellCares Thanks!

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

This week has felt three months long.

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@HabsOnReddit

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

I. LOVE. HOCKEY! #StanleyCup

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

Oh? how come? /s

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

The Dallas Stars have fired head coach Pete DeBoer.

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

Pete Pan coming to heal the inner child that was obsessed with him.

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Join us in discovering what lies beyond Skull Rock, the future of the Storybook Vale and a sneak peek at even more upcoming content in our latest Developer Update Video! ✨

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@Risshellala I can't wait for the dance off!

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

Ooof. What a stat.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

The last time the NHL had a Stanley Cup Final without a team from Florida, we had never heard of Covid.

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

#Survivor50

[Reality TV News/Updates @Realitytv__fan]

The official cast of Survivor 50 as announced on CBS Mornings.

The season begins filming soon in Fiji and premieres Spring 2026 on CBS.
#Survivor #Survivor50

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

I may never recover from this. #CriminalMinds

[best of criminal minds @bestofcrimid]

Will Lamontagne Jr 🤍🕊️

[Alyssa @lyssmich]

@ayumidah this genuinely made me snort.