Alyssa

Kutztown University alumn 2019

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

My mind says bikini season but my heart says 2 scoops and extra sprinkles

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

@Sea_Shellzz LETS BRING IT BACK

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

Question of the night: is a fox more like a dog or a cat?

[Shelb @Sea_Shellzz]

@lysspaige74 I’m dead

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Incoming college freshman will never be able to experience trap queen by Fetty Wap in its prime and that makes me sad

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

The furry vacuum cleaner for reference

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

The part that sucks about living alone is that now every time I drop food my furry vacuum cleaner doesn’t come running…I have to actually bend down- like a peasant-and pick up what I dropped

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

My biggest flex is furnishing my entire apartment for under $500 😤

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Alfalfa. He’s had a little sprout on his noggin since he was a puppy. Used to be self conscious about it, but has learned to love himself just the way he is. 14/10

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

"i brought u coffee" a love language

[Shelb @Sea_Shellzz]

My favorite hobby is looking at my friends locations if they haven’t texted me back within 5 minutes. @lysspaige74 this is about you hope you’re killing your workout🙂

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

@snapchatsupport Mine app still will not open!

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

Casually in the line for a tornado in the next 10 min…if I die I leave my gym attire to @swoodill

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

@AlyRippert *cheesy bread with extra garlic…enough that it soaks through the box

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again…night shift STINKS

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

Hello…night shift sucks…that is all

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

A 4 day on 4 day off schedule is truly a blessing and a curse

[BMK @AkilahC_]

one thing i miss about undergrad is ending my day with my friends. whether we were in the library, at someone’s house together, or at happy hour, it was always nice to unwind with them. this adulting shit got me going to and from work and in the bed early as hell

[Alyssa @lysspaige74]

@AlyRippert @Sea_Shellzz @hannahdsnyder BAG OF DEAD MOTHS 😂 I’m ctfu