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[Fortbear @FreddyFortbear2]

Google when trump renames something:

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[Evan @evanjmader]

when ur laundry’s genuinely dry so u take it out of the dryer and fold it

[Cynus @cy1nus]

i can go to any Family Dollar right now and see a mf doing this same shi on the corner

[abbey⭐️ @faireebread]

ai makes me miss the bitmoji characters teachers used to use in their power points

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[bridge @brdqe]

When someone sees you vape in public and then vapes back

[Metallady @Alicei_inPains]

'Psychosis isn't real' says the person who thinks women are forever cursed because Eve ate an apple after a talking snake convinced her to

[Joys Sparkle @JoysSparkle]

Condoms have been found in dogs, lizards, birds and even corpses. Yet when a “conventionally unattractive” woman speaks against rape, some men body shame her and ask, “Who would rape her?” So Dumb that u think rape happens becuz a woman is attractive enough to be desired. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[eli ♱ @housofantlrs]

these trump dead jokes are not fucking funny guys i get genuinely upset every time i find out he’s still alive

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Girls will be girls. Her life shouldn't be derailed over such a mistake, she has a long future ahead of her. One mistake shouldn’t turn a young life into a public execution for everyone else’s satisfaction.

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

“A whore is just a girl with man’s morals”

[?! @suboptimalprim3]

everytime the professors cancel a class i'm paying to attend

[Wokie D. Void 🇬🇭🇮🇹 @Voidsspace]

Straight men will ejaculate on their male friend's face while he's asleep and then turn around and yell you that a woman is lying about her assault because she's too ugly

[Michael Hawk, OU Rush Consultant @MikeHawkUSA]

Syllabus week over. #Fuck

[˚₊ @_girlarchive]

"Men go through false r@pe cases" ok then stop having s€x with women. Don't put yourself in dangerous situations. Stay home. Don't let women into your house.Don't give s€xual vibes. Be a good boy and don't ask for it

[serenity @sxserenren]

don’t kys you won’t be able to see all the funny tweets when trump dies

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes