‎alyssa 👖

Texas Ex

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[hearing my roommate reinforce harmful misconceptions about MSG as a flavor enhancer] bro put a dollar in the jar

[Goonawan Moh Amat @Dongoevsky]

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

[j3sus @jesvsd]

megan being on guad is the most important moment of history here at ut

[have a very KARA christmas @hhanibot]

me when i hear “black beetles in the city”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

why couldn’t I have been born a stained glass window

[‎♡₊˚nekayla ༘✿ @nekaylaamari]

WHO’S NEXT?! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[jake @AC_Roald]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY

[arielle 🌸 @arielle_espana]

some people are going to be upset about this one but it HAD to be said...

[snoopy the fuckign snoop @nintendldo]

Sorry I Can't Be Her .

[🪼‧₊˚ ✩ ‎⋆｡ﾟ @aoxorl]

if we hop in the benz is that okay

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𓆣 @picxnte]

For personal reasons I will be passing away

[fka sids @yungsids]

stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
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