lyssa

I’m like if a girl was an uncle tbh !! 😽

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[luza! @veirazul]

la vida cuando tenes un plan que incluye maquillarte y sacarte muchas fotos

[. @mithkii]

I love when a man gives up on me so I can focus on feeling weird in my room

[julia @juumelo_]

I get so beautiful & normal off that 6th martini

[ᴀᴅʀɪɪᴀɴ ⋆.☾⭒.˚ @gaydriian_]

you bitches could never dim my whimsy

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

when he still likes u after acting crazy

[🫀mahru🪲 @mahrugarita]

i HAVE to go. i have to go somewhere. anywhere. everywhere. i have to leave. and i have to go.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

that’s it bro i’m casting spells on your fаggot ass

[miri @mishtimere]

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868 and you go outside and your horse dead as hell

[enzo @amaybetino]

when the war against AI starts and I have to kill spotify DJ

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

a walkable city and someone to go grocery shopping with

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

are you gonna confess your eternal devotion to me or what bro

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

white people be like i have to go to the rage room and beer garden this weekend or i will kill my son

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

Anyone I’ve ever loved I loved them down to their bones and cells

[luke @LukeFranklin71]

“Trump was supposed to give an announcement at 2 where is he?”
The White House staff trying to revive him backstage:

[lyssa @lysstings]

yearn 😍😍