Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social

Glass Animals fanatic

[Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social @lyssxbitch69]

New Mexico vibes 🌚🌝

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

[paige @BonerWizard]

At least Mitch McConnell died doing what he loved: being old and hurt and sick

[Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer1973]

@PamphletsY @Broken_Arrow52 Lmfao

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when a man only replies to part of ur message and ignores the rest this means he wants you to pull up to his house with a sledgehammer

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i also spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said CRANK IT

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social @lyssxbitch69]

@chainsawbaby @HoshJighsmith BJE (Big Josh Energy™️)

[terra @terrafically]

being an adult has me wondering why the hell my dad was always yelling at me

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts

[𐕣 @dveules]

girl i’m bored let’s delete our accounts and go missing

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i get attached like a stray cat you accidentally fed once

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

me after being at work for 1 hour

[gean @cicerujean]

I’VE GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS

[Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social @lyssxbitch69]

10 pm*

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm