Alyssa VanNorman

something wonderful is about to happen

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@jerilzz Sometimes I’m awake long enough to feed the baby 😅🤪

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@jerilzz I CANNOT WAIT!!!

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@jerilzz I miss you too 🥺

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@jerilzz ME TOO

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

I would literally kill someone for a bagel dog right now.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@manic_mama84 @jerilzz And you! 😭

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@Besquibel23 @jerilzz I miss you toooooo 😭

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@jerilzz I miss you too 😭

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

If you spell February wrong, I’m judging you.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

People have always been my home, never a place.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

Who knew that home decor was the priciest thing in adulthood? Because I did not.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

I’ve always wanted a fireplace for the sole purpose of hanging stockings over it. 🤶🏼🎅🏼

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

Laugh and love through the hard times.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@Besquibel23 Lol if my stomach was larger and it would have fit, I probably would’ve had that too! 😂

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

Feeling a little chubby today...better eat Olive Garden for dinner tonight.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@jerilzz I had TWO breadsticks for you 😏

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

I’m about to turn 25 and I’m still salty that I’ve never been to Disney World.

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@AmandaWilkes Yeah I thought the coverage was pretty good! Mainly stopped because of the greasiness for sure.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

@AmandaWilkes It made my face super greasy! But I have oily skin to begin with.

[Alyssa VanNorman @lysvannorman]

If you’re into dirty comedy “Big Mouth” on Netflix is HILARIOUS!