maybe: alyssa

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

men on tinder be like

actually *insert age*
*height* because that matters
looking for the pam to my jim
NOT my girlfriend, that's my sis
also not my kid

[samantha @milkygoddess]

good morning

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

not my family in tennessee yelling at me for my political views 🥴

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

pretty sure i'm only attracted to guys who are emotionally unavailable... red flags? i'm colorblind

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

hi can tiktok stop putting "this is a sign that...." posts on my fyp HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

one of my friends told me that if she were to ever get a nose job that she'd show the doctor a pic of my nose and that's the nose she'd want 🥺 honestly one of the best compliments

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

why 🤡 am i 🤡 always 🤡 attracted to 🤡 the guys 🤡 i can't 🤡 have 🤡

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

no one:

absolutely no one:

any girl on the bachelor:

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

so i was driving all over town today doing my errands and while i was driving a noticed a lot of men rolling down their windows trying to talk to me so i just ignored it.... come to find out i had a flat tire the whole time and they were trying to tell me that 🥴

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

ight so who's the one person that said yes i just wanna talk

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

should i text my ex lololololol

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

i would give him my first born child

[SKA ☆ @dungeonsynthh]

would you trust the last man saved on your phone with your drink?

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

should i text my ex lololololol

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

holy shit i'm sad

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

I’ve been struggling to put into words how grateful I am for everything that’s happened over the last ten years. I’ve seen things and places that I’d only ever dreamt of when I was growing up.

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

help????

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

apparently i'm subscribed to the frog side of tik tok bc all i'm seeing are FROGS 🐸

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

play fine line by harry styles at my wedding

[maybe: alyssa @lysyouknow]

fun date idea: taking me to an olive garden and letting me eat as much breadsticks as i want