heebie jeebie

she/they

[heebie jeebie @lyzabeans]

my mom just told me she wants to watch the grinch musical with matthew morrison . .

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

The menswear guy quoting every single right wing influencer saying “just buy American” with receipts showing that their merch is all manufactured overseas is pretty rich.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

so excited but “on netflix” felt like a knife

[shreya ౨ৎ⋆｡ @dontbelieveinez]

if i was called bronze and had a little sister called golden i’d kill myself

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Every Democrat in America would be so incredibly destroyed if Trump built these everywhere 👀👀👀👀👀

[Margee @margeemargz]

my sister crushed the gift giving competition this year, clear winner right here

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

when im in the anti-AI slop war and i gotta unfollow pépito

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

when i said idgaf about celebrities cheating i was lying, i love to pick and choose when something is none of my business and when someone should be stoned at the town square

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights

[zade @tyl0saur]

RuPaul: If Ru care to find me… look to our judge’s table! Cynthia Erivo is here!

Cynthia Erivo: That’s MY line, Ru!

RuPaul: (Rupaul Laugh)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know if they've invented a way out other than through yet

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

“you unfollow people over politics?” i unfollow people who post their ugly boyfriend too much