liz but mom now

she/her. Aspiring Cryptozoologist, Mostly a Ghost. Once hailed by theatre critics as “capable.”

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

I dare you to find a better husband

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@NESpower I don’t know what we can do- no one is listening to us. We have an active downed line in our driveway that 911 isn’t doing anything about it. We have a toddler and have had no heat for 6 days. It only affects our house. So I can’t report it through the website.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

Hey @Gap, what the heck? Just opened my order from Baby Gap and it is stained and moldy? So gross.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@tnwildlife Hi! We just had a bobcat spotting in our front yard in Nashville. Is this something we need to report, or just be aware of.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@blythesason Hm

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@Steam I submitted a ticket as I am locked out of my account, anything you can do to expedite support?

[Zayd (زيد) 🇵🇸🔻🇸🇩 @Zayd_Zxd_]

They used an aid truck as a Trojan horse to lure in starving Palestinians and then massacred them after they were discovered.

THEY USED AN AID TRUCK AS A TROJAN HORSE TO LURE IN STARVING PALESTINIANS AND MURDERED OVER 200+ OF THEM

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

ARE Y’ALL NOT HEARING THIS?? ARE YOU NOT ENRAGED??? THEY INFILTRATED THE REFUGEE CAMP IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!! IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!!!!!!

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

Seriously, Walton County, wtf. Why wouldn’t you tell us. Insane.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

Yesterday, 3 people were attacked by sharks down the beach from where Llewyn and I were in the water. We were in the water watching the emergency vehicles go down the shore. No one told us what happened. They did not close our beach. I was in and out of the water all day. Wtf.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

I’m way too busy to try and wrap my head around the Eurovision drama today.

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

I don’t think it’s been 15 years, X… #MyXAnniversary

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@blythesason @donhertzfeldt @Belcourt @Belcourt! I second this!

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

“I don’t think Marky Mark is a sex symbol, but his Calvin Klein ads were fetching.” - my mother

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

Thank god I had formula in my car- my screaming infant was able to eat

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

What is happening in briley right now is one of the biggest fuckups and mismanagements I’ve ever seen. We sat there for almost 3 hours with not a single sign or explanation and they were still letting cars in the highway. Literally everyone at @myTDOT should be fired.

[jack, 🥐 @blythesason]

buy from Liz!!!

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

When will @BritishBakeOff introduce us to the amazing interpreter???

[liz but mom now @lyziread]

@Chariflame I hate people

[Fae 💫 @Chariflame]

The Van Gogh x Pokémon fiasco is depressing as hell, just in a "this hobby has been ruined by scalpers" way, but also... this was meant to be a fun collab with a museum. You were meant to get cute promo card for doing museum activities :) But no, it's hell

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

So . . . they’re going to do a study about how to blow a $1.9 billion hole in the state education budget? When we’re already in the bottom 10 states for funding schools?

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