Chaanach Goligher

Total bacon fan ... 3 years

[Tapuitea Bowdery @fehyjegiloc]

Every woman would rather be handsome than good. - German Proverb

[Romey Kilalea @lydahawisacu]

George Bernard Shaw~ Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.

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He loves well who does not forget. - Italian Proverb

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Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

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William A. Orton~ If you keep your mind sufficiently open people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.

[Rishi Helin @qofumopojap]

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: Is it mine?

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Steve Goodman~ People dont understand the virtue of time until their clock stops ticking.

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Dick Cavett~ Its a rare person who wants to hear what he doesnt want to hear.

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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools. -Spanish Proverb

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Friedrich Nietzsche~ The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

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Henry Havelock Ellis~ Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.

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Jean-Paul Sartre~ Existence precedes and rules essence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who? Benjamin the blues!

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Saint Francis Xavier~ Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.

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Milton Berle~ Laughter is an instant vacation

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

[Chaanach Goligher @lyzolisudod]

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.