Lyzz

be inspired by the big picture.. [[but fall in love with the details.]]

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@SethAbel96 Is that really what you meant to say?

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Surround yourself with people who encourage you to reach higher. @rexchapman

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@SethAbel96 Lololol. Pics or it didn’t happen

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

Took my son’s shirt off so he didn’t ruin it during lunch and then dumped a large cup of ranch in my own lap so TOUCHÉ.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

Someone’s mom just called the bar to tell us her daughter doesn’t need to be drinking and two minutes later she came up and closed her tab. Happy Friday.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@SethAbel96 You’re dumb

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

Anyone have a nice, wholesome moment where you’re adoring your child and, in the same train of thought, think about how in 20 years they might be the kid on the radio singin “I wanna see some ass”?

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

I’m “I can’t handle another group chat” years old.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

My child hasn’t experienced enough life to know that I’m not actually funny... I’m just annoying.. and I’m soaking up these days.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

Dating these days? Skip the small talk. Let me see your tiktok algorithm.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@austinwaf Bone app the teeth.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

I had a Twinkie for dinner.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

My son grabs my head with both hands and hugs my face so hard and that is a feeling that obliterated my emotional spectrum. I love him so much.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

I’m “I could really use a vitamin” years old.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

you’re not a burden on your friends they love when you confide in them because they love you and they want to understand what you’re going through

[jacob keller @jacobkeller30]

Tell my mom I’m sorry

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

If you ever say I’m sorry but.. you wasted air.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

People are now giving themselves mullets on tiktok. I lived through cutting my own bangs but if I get quarantined again things could get ugly.

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@sadieparker_ I was made for this😂

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

I can’t taste anything but have these intense cravings. I don’t even like French fries but I just paid 29 dollars to have McDonald’s delivered because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about fries for two days — knowing without a doubt I won’t be able to taste any of it 🥺

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

@TakeAThillPill 100%

[Lyzz @lyzzard00]

Be careful what you wish for. I just wanted to lose the last 10 lbs of my baby weight and the Lord gave me COVID 🙃.