Hamish Anderson

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@KennyMacleod1 hope it goes well cutter. A few vodkas after will sort you out 🍻🍸🍸

[blue2 @maxiblue2]

Charles Green statement.. http://t.co/CT0OHw7Y

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

A Scottish woman walks into her bedroom & finds her husband simulating sex with his wellie "Hamish! You dirty bastard...Stop fucking aboot!"

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@StewNCF I’m on the wagon

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@StewNCF you’ll need to get the running shoes back on with all this drink. 🍷🍷👟👟👟

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@StewNCF is it no past your bedtime fella?

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Someone at ITV news is probably going to lose their job because of me. Apologies (but thanks for the RT).

[ARTIST TAXI DRIVER @chunkymark]

@WelshIrvine @chlobruce: Some guy got his head stuck in a bin on Castle Street, Aberdeen. Fire brigade are there. http://t.co/azqDDBIp”

[Nairn County FC @NairnCounty_FC]

Please we need more followers. spread the word about us being new to Twitter. Its an official acccount . Bringing regular updates from nairn

[Jim White (Parody) @JimSkySports]

Breaking news - Samaras may need an operation. This isn't news to Rangers fans who have been saying he looks like a Pre-op Tranny for years!

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@McGoo1888 sky sports 2

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

@KennyMacleod1 ready for breakfast? #fullenglish

[Hamish Anderson @m005h]

Never get sick of this edit. @webbiebmx http://t.co/zyrpmCHC

[Hamish @reach_hamish]

I've seen some horrendous penalty shots but this takes the cake. #soccer #shocker http://t.co/4Xgc8FX1

[PlusSizeBMX @plussizebmx]

Mark Webb's latest attempt to shut down the Internet is Amazing!!! http://t.co/4tcRgCpe #bmx #markwebb