maddie

i have a complex, don’t know what, but a complex none the less

[ash 💌 @tayl1vbr1na]

is showgirl my favourite taylor album? no. do I still think people are incredibly overdramatic about how bad it is? well yes!

[maddie @m00deline]

i know my commitment issues and fear of intimacy have come back in full force when i grimace and groan at every match i have on a dating app lolz

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

3 reasons i didn't text you back :

• i'm high and forgot to press send
• i responded in my head
• because you kill my vibe

[maddie @m00deline]

positive affirmation of the day: we’re one day closer until he dies!

[maddie @m00deline]

@IngrahamAngle your hair is thinning so bad it’s just embarrassing, it’s already hard enough to watch your bs on fox news but to see that sad mop on your head just makes me want to burst into tears. if i were you i’d shave my head and wear a party store wig

[maddie @m00deline]

at a gentleman’s club in grand rapids for a bachelorette, a dancer bent over backwards and pulled my chair closer to her to put her face in my tits HAVING A GREAT TIME

[maddie @m00deline]

craving a korean bbq spot and just remembered that they’re closed on tuesdays which is TODAY i’m actually so fucking upset rn don’t even talk to me i hate my life

[maddie @m00deline]

@Iveslueur babies, not fetuses. and frankly i wish i was aborted, i don’t wanna be here in this fuckass timeline this shit sucks

[maddie @m00deline]

my ankle is nearly cut open and bleeding from my scratching but that ain’t stopping me!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[maddie @m00deline]

oh my god why can’t he just fuckin die already

[maddie @m00deline]

thinking about paying an etsy witch to put a curse on someone

[maddie @m00deline]

that great big beautiful headline would temporarily solve a lot of my issues right now actually so if he could just croak already that would be fabulous

[maddie @m00deline]

what can i say? i’m just a girl with a black pit where my heart should be fueled by hatred and disgust🥰

[maddie @m00deline]

after not being in therapy for almost a year, thinking i was mostly healed and just needed time to self reflect and whatnot, a myriad of new self issues have arisen to remind me that i am not healed and am in fact very mentally unwell still☺️❤️

[maddie @m00deline]

after not being in therapy for almost a year, thinking i was mostly healed and just needed time to self reflect and whatnot, a myriad of new self issues have arisen to remind me that i am not healed and am in fact very mentally unwell still☺️❤️

[maddie @m00deline]

okay actually seriously wtf is wrong with me that a baby laughing and babbling is the one of the most aggravating sounds in the world to me. it’s like nails on a chalkboard it’s so obnoxious

[maddie @m00deline]

baby on this plane is currently public enemy Number 1

[maddie @m00deline]

i am overstimulated and everyone around me needs to shut tf up https://t.co/3ijntsJR7S

[maddie @m00deline]

(despite being a hater i am still nice to babies i just find them extremely obnoxious)

[maddie @m00deline]

i know deep in my black rotted heart that i’m not meant to be a mother because the sound of this baby laughing on my flight is pissing me tf off

[maddie @m00deline]

like dude wtf could be that funny that we’re scream laughing and crying. oh it was me waving at you? GROW UP