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and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I need a Taylor swift song about the fucking thermostat

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I can’t live life without romaine

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Bro escaped the matrix

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

The investors have spoken: IT has no value or purpose without the business.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Headed to the reunion because forgiving myself is one of the steps.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Stop substituting nice for good. It’s toxic.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I did not work out this whole orgasm problem for nothing. #offcampus

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Braiding his mane counts as groundwork.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Definitely Zermatt.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The New York City ballot form is a scam!

- No ID is required
- Other mayoral candidates appear twice
- Cuomo’s name is last in bottom right

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s crazy not to require proof of citizenship to vote in any country’s election

[Today In History @historigins]

Videos you've probably never seen before.

A thread 🧵

1. Just two friends in 2003 who hadn't yet realized they had made one of the greatest songs of all time

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but a pickle back works with vodka too.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Your honor, he turned a house wife to a ho.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

They called it anorexia back in my day.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Every year your company is evaluating whether or not they still need you.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

Skiing is like hiking but faster.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I’m at this stage in my life where I bring my own ice cubes to parties.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

I used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to rebrand myself.

[moonrocks @m00nrocks]

@ElonMuskAOC The public school system