lilac avoidant

funnier than u

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

When I call someone and the person actually picks up

[Luísa @ggygur7]

Perdi a vontade de stalkear acabou o amor

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

there’s something about being hopeful that just makes you feel really stupid

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing else

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

You compliment a lightskin nigga he gonna look at u like this for the rest of the night

[E me ka🩺 @Emeka3345]

Telling people vs Studying the
what I study course

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

You'll think he's not hearing you till you say something odd.

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Good for her! I'm sure she begged too. Did they show mercy??

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

They involved me yesterday…I nearly die😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i don’t care if we kissed 1485436380 times I WANT ANOTHER KISS

[Air @ayoair]

Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.

[lilac avoidant @m0_4max]

Yes 🤣

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Some of you truly used to write names of noisemakers and add x25 to your classmate’s name 💔

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

sometimes when my mom is really well-behaved and sweet,

I reward her with a little inside gist about my personal life.

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

It’s not fair ooo

Nigerians it’s not fair how we just quit on each other any slight chance we get.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu lendo as mensagens pela barra de notificações e fingindo que não estou online.