mojisha

a la recherche deeze nuts

[mojisha @m0e3e3]

Ever since I moved back to kl, my twitter/x algorithm has been more southeast asian focused and just after a few months I can pick apart some stereotypes of these nations solely on 'vibes' and the way they tweet

[mojisha @m0e3e3]

unironically this is me and my circle of bangsar bubble melayu liberals™ having superkitchen chili pan mee on a friday afternoon

[Chilly @chillyinparis]

tgh lepak and aku initiate “nak solat mana lepas ni”. the whole gang ketawa kan aku

[mojisha @m0e3e3]

And Baltimore is Klang 💀

[Cerlong Paceroh @MeeRebus11]

Malaysia's version of New York City and New Jersey

Petaling Jaya, Selangor (foreground) and Kuala Lumpur (background), two separate but co-equally dependent cities.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Let’s get lost tonight. You can be my skinnyfat broke retarded unemployed Kate moss tonight.

[Girl @chiefkeefette]

My entire life has just been a series of me forgetting how tea i am and then remembering again

[Adellina @GoddessAdellina]

@jewstein3000 after the fifth one you really gotta start looking internally

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

when this came on autoplay and forever changed my perception of music

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

I was a disaster of a human being when I was constantly searching for people who would "meet my needs." I'd obsess about all the ways my lovers and friends weren't "meeting my needs," which were really just these specific acts and services I'd elevated in my mind as *needs* because I wanted an external reason I could obsess about as to why I wasn't happy. At some point I realized the point of a relationship was not to have my needs fulfilled, it was to express love and help the light of goodness move through me and into other people. Only when I let go of the idea of needed to be satisfied and fulfilled by my relationships, was I actually satisfied.

And ultimately, I discovered the truth is that there was one person who could fulfill it all my needs. It was me.

[ًًً @muzikchest]

Charli XCX • What I Like [2013]

[Arjuna the Dog 🇵🇸🇲🇾 🇨🇺 @ArjunaSpeaks]

Just read the comments, tell me Malaysians don't speak about refugees with the same venom and cruelty as Israelis speak about Palestinians.

The depravity and brutality of zionism comes from Zionists dehumanising Palestinians, and Malaysians are showing they are no different.

[akila. @soulonblaze]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[wes @wesj_42]

Hey @DeloitteUS you have an asshole in Atlanta who wears your company shirts to the gym that doesn’t re-rack 225 on bench. Leaving a plate on leg press? I get it. Leaving two plates on bench? 100% asshole behavior. You want a person like that representing your company and values?

[MILEY @miley]

I am obsessed with the call me maybe video! LOVE that he goes gay! Sooooooo good!

[Mustafa @Maksimiilyan]

" Bedeni dört şey zayıflatır:

– Keder
– Hüzün
– Açlık
– Uykusuzluk

Yüz güzelliğini dört şey yok eder:

– Yalan
– Kabalık
– Çok soru sormak
– Çok konuşmak

İnsanı dört şey mutlu eder:

– Yeşilliğe bakmak
– Akar suya bakmak
– Sevdiğine bakmak
– Meyvelere bakmak

||İbnül-Kayyım||

[gomi @xoxogomi]

He literally explained how to get unstuck in 30 seconds

[vi7or luis inácio LUL★ da silva @vi7777777or]

tenho fetiche em proporcionar momentos inesquecíveis pras pessoas antes de sumir da vida delas

[carson @carsoncaa]

telling yourself that you’re confident will eventually make you confident

[mojisha @m0e3e3]

During Covid I would walk from decarie all the way to Rosemont and back til I lost my mind