mollie cardella

crypt keeper of the bass pro shop pyramid

[mollie cardella @m0llison]

me every time i come home

[Crab Colson @crabcolson]

Clang clang clang went the trolley
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Ding ding ding went the bell
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[Hormona Lisa @Hormona_Lisa_]

Please don’t send any hate to my sisters for thinking I’m annoying 💖. I’ve lived in this body for 30 years, and I can confidently confirm that I am, indeed, annoying.

[fran @franonfilm]

nessa with the munchkins in wicked part 2

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[mollie cardella @m0llison]

to the diva taking ass pics in the hopcat bathroom: you better work

[mollie cardella @m0llison]

taproom is so important to me you guys don’t understand

[mollie cardella @m0llison]

stewie centered family guy episodes suck give us more brian

[olives @brickdickbanksy]

the thing about this kind of joke is that i do not care if an old man gives me $1. no one cares if u tip. im more worried about making 80 oat milk chais before an emu professor beats me with a stick

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

And just like that… 💐 @ChicagoMusical

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

Mama’s first Times Square billboard 🌹🖤

[mollie cardella @m0llison]

yearning for a strawberry flavor burst soft serve cone rn…

[Zach @zjfrank13]

The Glee Cast would’ve absolutely demolished a cover of Pink Pony Club

[march ✫ @starlightkree]

it’s a feminine m&m or whatever chappell roan said

[mollie cardella @m0llison]

okay but why are the cars movies so good…