eupho ⁶𓅓

🌐 enemy of the state

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i don't know how many more $11-$19 transactions i can take

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Accidentally put too much cologne on now I’m Armenian for the night.

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

Every time I close my curtains to jerk off I feel like a police officer turning off his body cam

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

We gotta keep this energy up

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

girls be like "i'm shy" then suck the balls too

[Cheese Forever @Pastuleo23]

I legit think I'm in mourning for the loss of Destiny and I couldn't really put my finger on it and this legitimately makes sense. I have like 15,000 hours on it with multiple accounts and it was my hobby and job for many years and I played it for like 12 years every day

[eupho ⁶𓅓 @m0neyt0p]

@soundmap_app user: eupho

Let’s Dooooo Itttttt

[ez @ezcodylee]

MOST MODERN POP MUSIC IS JUST GENTRIFIED TRAP

#TRUTHNUKE

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

as soon as they gave birth to me i turned off vsync and got right to it

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

Bro packa punchin the blunt 💀💀

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[vee hates obx @kiesgallery]

i hate corbin bad but why are these genuinely the funniest videos ever what the fuck is he doing

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Like a Dirty French Novel @TVU1969]

Dude called his girlfriend mommy while I was refilling the water at their table and then tipped me $0 #youwillbedealtwith

[eupho ⁶𓅓 @m0neyt0p]

@konaman00 I got into a r6 match with him on the opposing team and I kept making this joke 😭😭

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

#pourspritealloveryourfuckingcrotchchallenge

[John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman @goldmanjohn66]

#PourADirtyBajaOnYourCrotchChallenge