monkE

hmm... monkey

[wono @wono_strategy]

Tech companies trying to replace people with AI, only for people to start replacing tech companies with AI has gotta be the funniest plot twist of the century

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

I think about this a lot

[hayden @haydendevs]

what happens after 24

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

me every 6 months realizing what a fucking idiot i was 6 months ago

[Hero @redvivisection]

spending money on something stupid but it made you happy even just for a moment

[thorne ✶ꗞ @moxanomics]

last lanterns sunday tomorrow 💔

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@Rosemarry__vt Hitman silent assassin

[alexandra ✧ @alexandrasink]

people the second they turn 23

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Despite it being over, you hang on regardless. And for that it continues.

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@FarryyLand @esotericfrr Fair enough. NUKE IT

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@FarryyLand @esotericfrr Why we nuking it this time

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@woi_xoxi Happy birthday to you

[cheeseypeeasy @cheeseypeeasyxo]

how i feel after brushing my teeth

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@FURLENCO I am requesting only one thing: arrange the pickup and stop further charges immediately. I should not be charged for a period during which I have been trying to return your product but your system has provided no workable mechanism to do so.
Please contact me and resolve this.

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@Furlenco This is extremely frustrating. My furniture rental tenure ended on 10 Sept, yet your app provides no way to return the product. The Return Products page is literally blank.
6 tickets. 2 weeks of trying to get this resolved. No meaningful response. No human support.

[monkE @m0nkerXD]

@FURLENCO Only a useless bot.
Now you're asking me to pay another month's rent when I've been actively trying to return the furniture and your own system isn't allowing me to do so.
Order: ORD3665352562 | Chennai.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

@elonmusk even my friends don’t text me back that fast

[mast qalandar @99prixels]

ek din main apni biwi ko bulaunga aur woh dusre room se chillate hue bolegi, “ae ji aayi” aur main bolunga AGI achieved

good morning