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[🐊 @m0nkeyisme]

At my funeral everyone has to dress up as a different representation of me so I can finally know what there major thought of me was before I go

[🐊 @m0nkeyisme]

Does anyone else hate that Barbie sticker on TikTok like laughing at her phone I hate it so bad and I see it everywhere I can’t get a break

[🐊 @m0nkeyisme]

Ugh I just want to meet aliens already this is so unfair please u can even come experiment on me (aslong as I don’t loose or gain anything important and also die)

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck

[🪽 @seob_ject]

Ir a cualquier lugar sin auriculares se siente así

[pookie ⭐️ @bigbiddiessss]

trump leading nicki to the white house:

[🐊 @m0nkeyisme]

imagine being the reason someone starts believing in evil spirits

[ς( ᐡ-ﻌ•ᐡ ) ❤︎ @powdafayry]

when u ask google if its okay to mix two substances and they give u a help hotline number

[nate @p1xnat]

When I catch myself singing a song I swore I hated

[osama @osamaa303]

الحياه عندما تقول طيب بدلا من الجدال

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

my timeline since twitter added the auto translate feature

[ae @nuinroo]

moi depuis que les japonais et la france sont en beef