sophia

knows everything

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

@TeresaSiniak Yesssss😍

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

When I was in 6th grade my English teacher told us that the protagonist is the good guy and the antagonist is the bad guy. I said well what about when the joker gets his own comic or something? Wouldn’t he be the protagonist of that story? She said no, because he’s bad.

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

I hired movers over the summer and offered all of them bottles of water and they treated me like the second coming of Christ. I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone be so grateful for anything before

[Small girl 🙈 big God 💪 @TheOnlyKemi]

I have a genuine question for everyone.

If you have a cleaning person who comes to your home and leaves on the same day.

Do you offer them food? Recently, my regular cleaner asked if he could have some garri to eat while I was eating, and it made me feel a bit uncomfortable.

I've thought about this before, but I'm concerned that offering food might create a sense of familiarity since I’m already paying for the service. What do you all think?

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Nightmare blunt rotation: three rainbow road an sherbet land :(

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Situation so stupid no one even asked about it on reddit 9 years ago

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

I know a friendless poster when I see one. Anyone with friends knows that everyone else with friends is obviously doing this shit. Your advice is go to a bar? Have people over for dinner? You think nobody’s doing that anymore? Or maybe it’s just you?

[Seasonal Clickfarm Worker @ClickingSeason]

dear zoomers, I want this for you. Here are some things you can do that used to exist before covid:
-get together with your friends at bars. sometimes have them bring other friends with them you don't know yet
-dinner parties. have people over for dinner
-go see a band. better yet start a band
-flirt with people of the opposite sex IRL. It's literally allowed

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

@TeresaSiniak Bruh is that actually what happened

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Sometimes I remember that I’m really so young and have my whole life ahead of me and instead of feeling relieved I just feel very weary and forlorn about it

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

@hrdjenniesayin And why is John yassified

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Wait Paul mescal and Joseph Quinn casting might have been based look at them

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani learns of former Vice President Dick Cheney's death while voting in Queens, November 2025.

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

MJ Lenderman is trying to get the world record for most bands joined

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:

https://t.co/iIaYyywo5F

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Love getting home from the bar and taking a laminar flow piss

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Cop or drop

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Midwest emo pioneers American Football are dropping their own Vans collab 🎶

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

I thought everyone loved her did I miss something

[Variety @Variety]

Jennifer Lawrence says her old interviews are "so embarrassing" and she gets why the public eventually "rejected" her personality.

“Well, it is, or it was, my genuine personality, but it was also a defense mechanism [to be self-deprecating to the press]. And so it was a defense mechanism, to just be, like, ‘I’m not like that! I poop my pants every day!’ … I look at those interviews, and that person is annoying. I get why seeing that person everywhere would be annoying," Lawrence told The New Yorker. "I felt—I didn’t feel, I was, I think—rejected not for my movies, not for my politics, but for me, for my personality.”

Read more here: https://t.co/p6pvFpxkFS

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Dr. O’Cummy has a great bedside manner

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

INSTANT MESSAGE A SHRIMP INSTANT MESSAGE ashrimp

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

would you rather instant message a shrimp or become pen pals with a bug

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Calling my cone guy later. We gotta cone the fuck out of joe ball’s golf cart

[sophia @m0ntanaslim]

Thing is I don’t really think authoritarians or oligarchs give a fuck what we “want” or they would have stopped doing that stuff by now

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump on No Kings:

“The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective.”

Really?

7 million people came out for the largest demonstration day in our history.

Americans are clear. They don’t want authoritarianism, oligarchy or a doubling in their insurance premiums.