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[morgan @m0nutta]

be embarrassed that im wearing sambas

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

what would you do in this situation?

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

stapler talking to paperclip

[morgan @m0nutta]

@lying444fun the random prank calls… good omen

[morgan @m0nutta]

if Eminem went to Miami Oxford

[dolly @Dollykashh]

I love being from Cincinnati 😂 we just different

[morgan @m0nutta]

me a fifth year super senior talking to the nineteen year old in the campus bar bathroom

[𝐒𝐀𝐅.🝮 @italybutoncrack]

Idk who this woman is, but she’s who I want to be when I grow up.

[morgan @m0nutta]

@MelanieFunky_ I’m trying to become more normal

[morgan @m0nutta]

guy i hit it off with last night just told me he’s coaching junior high football at his alma mater this year

[morgan @m0nutta]

little girl at the barbie showing pointed at me and said “look mommy it’s barbie!!” … just kidding xo i wish have a safe weekend everybody

[morgan @m0nutta]

mom water but it’s giving me a dad bod

[Minogue Updates @MinogueUpdates]

vice president @KamalaHarris and @Andy dance to @kylieminogue padam padam at stonewall

[morgan @m0nutta]

@Casey_Douglas13 how much funnier everything we say about each other would be.. my ex husband got punched in the face by a girl at tuna

[morgan @m0nutta]

saw my old body building trainer and he asked me how my fitness journey was going

[morgan @m0nutta]

@Casey_Douglas13 only gay man ever to spell Padam Padam wrong

[morgan @m0nutta]

@_amcgremlin not even at 100000 miles yet girl that’s like complaining about your back at 25

[morgan @m0nutta]

my dashboard is like tire pressure monitoring system malfunction.. low windshield washer fluid… those aren’t even real problems.. just likes to hear herself talk

[morgan @m0nutta]

32 year old man telling me it’s hard to find someone to marry yeah I’m sure it is for anyone willing to tell a 22 year old that

[morgan @m0nutta]

flirting with a 30 year old man for fun and then he said sorry babe i don’t date high school prom queens

[morgan @m0nutta]

drank two java chip frappuccinos in new york this week sometimes it’s important to not care what people think of you and just have fun xX

[Amanda Weinstein @ProfWeinstein]

Me: Counties across the US with better natural amenities have higher economic growth, on average. In Ohio, they have lower economic growth.

@ohiogop : hold my beer