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[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

We need to normalize giving NEEDS and #zerowaste items for the holidays.

Pay a bill.
Buy some groceries.
Plan an experience.
Give a potted plant.
Get used items.

Stop buying junk that winds up in a landfill within months. ♻️🌏

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

@RashidaTlaib The word fuck is not worse than racism, move the fuck on people.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

@RashidaTlaib Would y’all feel better if she said, grab white supremacy by the pussy then fuck it? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Just trying to reach across the aisle...in the locker room here.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Fuck white supremacy.

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

With all the debate about Mr. Potato Head, and W.A.P. flying around, I feel like we need to have a serious discussion...

Can we just rename him “Wet Ass Potato” and be done with it?

I feel like this is worth pursuing.

#WetAssPotato
#MakePotatoesGreatAgain

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

Stop fucking saying “beautiful” any time someone posts awesome female role models.

If you’re excited about females in positions of power, but the first thing you notice is how pretty they are or how much you like their dress, you’re part of the problem.

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

It was mansplained to me, today, that White Privilege isn’t real, by a 50yo white man, who told me he identifies as “beige.” Shortly thereafter, he was shocked & appalled that a Black man had moved into the neighborhood.

So yea. Racism totally isn’t a problem anymore. 🙄🙄

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

The only acceptable response to someone saying “Blue Lives Matter,” is to ask if it’s because all cops are Smurfs.

#AllCopsAreSmurfs
#BecauseReasons
#BlackLivesMatter

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

Taking down confederate monuments is NOT erasing history.

I have a whole-ass history degree, and not a single one of my professors was a statue.

Take them all down.

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

@DonaldJTrumpJr I’m so white I glow in the dark and I think this is a fucking great idea.

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

Power Company: Please conserve energy due to extreme cold. 🥶

My #EnvironmentallyConscious Brain:

**Scans house for potential #energyconservation opportunities**

I’VE NOTHING LEFT TO TURN OFF! 😍

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

Sold our house and filed our taxes today.

I have never #adulted so hard in my entire life!

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

God: Thou shalt put no other gods before me.

Christians: Literally hang a flag first.

#EndChristianNationalism

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

Ope. That was me 😬

[Ean Rye-Craft @EanCraft29]

Morgan was at the store getting a few things for the Super Bowl and a mask less lady asked if Morgan thought she was rude for not wearing a mask. How does Morgan respond? “No, I think you’re a bitch but rude works too” 😂😂😂

[Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobslaw]

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

If someone chops your arm off, then stitches you up and saves your life, you’d be mad they chopped your arm off. You wouldn’t thank them for saving your life.

Stop giving republicans credit for “saving” us or “standing up to” Trumps insanity.

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

#TrumpIsACriminal
#WashingtonDC
#DumpTrump2020

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

@mmejendouglas @denniskeim Meeeee toooo

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

@DrsMeena Shoveling your neighbors. I’m on board with it really. My neighbor has swastika tattoos. He could use a bonk on the dome.

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

[m0rganizedcha0s @m0rganizedcha0s]

@EanCraft29 Oh fuck don’t make me make that choice.