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[ana lu @kentonan7]

“2027 é daqui 5 meses” eu que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

in a replying mood

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[♍️ @m0std0pe55]

so france gave us for example nothing

[leen @viennasfool]

oh the people have yearned for movies with new faces and young directors spread by the word of mouth instead of cheap forced press. give me 14 more

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

when your workweek is over but you still need to work for another 30 years https://t.co/dPWeu0OXCL

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

stanley tucci being gay bald as a straight man is his greatest power as an actor

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

we are witnessing the birth of a new horror legend.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Praise @tufpraise]

Unmatched resilience and bravery. The best of humanity.

[Santana 🌊 @oflordemaracuja]

como a vida soa quando voce sai e conhece amigos de um amigo e depois ouve que todos gostaram muito de você

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch