Ragu

netted 10 mil and did a lil dance 💃🏻

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[jay @denvermayor]

me when i'm about to order 4/5 spice level at the thai restaurant

[🐘🧀 @DangMarquis]

You don’t know shit about fuck

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

obesity is repulsive

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

asians getting active is something i never thought i would see😭

[konny @KonnyTalks]

*Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD shooting hoops in heaven*

Pop: Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket

Juice: Nah bro! All girls are the same!

*Juice WRLD airballs and hits a man*

Juice: Pass the ball bro!

*The man turns around*

Ozzy Osbourne: Got room for one more?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

You wouldn’t get it

[〽️〽️Ned 〽️〽️ @NeddyNederlandr]

Shane Gillis is a legend

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@JonnyBones *taps screen*

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@JonnyBones womp womp jones is still a pussy weirdo

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

There is no Epstein list

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@JonnyBones dude either needed time off to finish another cycle or heard white house and his leash tightened up real quick

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@BabianMcgee @SethRobinson10 @JacksonMacmanus @PatriotT8568 @mjfree “when I worked in psych” is code for 2 things. 1.) I never worked in Psych, and 2.) I was so bad at it I no longer work in Pysch

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@kirawontmiss so crazy that people actually expect 1/3 of your entire meal price……. for bringing it to you with a smile. 15% is usual, 20% if they went above and beyond, but 30% is just asinine

[Ragu @m0therslayer]

@JonnyBones thank god… now can you retire your bitch ass from twitter too?