Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom🚀

[Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom🚀 @m0useparty]

kanye west khaki vest

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

wagwan alakum with a scouse accent, this is what reform fears

[tex @texmeplease]

my father once told me the happiest people on earth are the homeless because they ain’t got no responsibilities, and i said “that’s bullshit dad” and he said you’re right son i was just trying to sound profound

[The Art Curator @SeekAfterBeauty]

The Monkey Who Had Seen the World (1827), by Edwin Landseer

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle]

My uncle works for john nintendo and in the next pokemon game he told me you can fuck em

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Mr. Worldwide

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

low-poly pigeon PLEASE get the fuck out if the stairwell

[𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸 @marwoldeb]

'Wagwan alaykum' and 'on allah thats spicy' immediately added to the vocabulary, obseseddddddddddd

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

New from me:

Until recently, the gap between comfortably-off and just-getting-started could plausibly be crossed in a decade or two of hard work.

Growth in asset prices means that’s no longer true.

My column on moving from income world to wealth world: https://t.co/UDmzA8tmPA

[Trace 🦌 🔞 @Last_Starman]

HONEY STOP THE CAR THE GIANT DEER IS PEEING ON HIMSELF

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

John Fetterman when a reporter asks him about Pennsylvania instead of Israel

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

In 1946, Welles spent five weeks on his radio show bringing attention to the beating and blinding of a Black WWII veteran by police.

He ended the first episode “You're going to be uncovered… I will find means to remove from you all refuge, Officer X. You can't get rid of me.”

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Kind of thing they used to call Tintin for

[joe @spinningjoe]

down catastrophically bad for that carbuncled old boozehound

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The War Horse reports that newly obtained Department of War records provide the most detailed public accounting to date of U.S. casualties during the opening phase of the Iran war, revealing 400+ casualty incidents between Feb. 28 and April 8, including at least 17 life-threatening injuries. The data shows head trauma was the single most common injury, with at least 170 cases, raising concerns that traumatic brain injury (TBI) could become the conflict's defining wound.

The War Horse also reports several previously undisclosed mass casualty events, including 70 casualties on March 18 and 29 casualties on March 3, that were never publicly detailed by U.S. Central Command. Two generals-Brig. Gen. Clint Barnes and Maj. Gen. Brad Hinson-were among those who sustained head injuries during the March 1 drone strike on Port Shuaiba, Kuwait.

The reporting also aligns with @TheIntelFrog's documentation of medical evacuation flights throughout Operation Epic Fury in near real time, repeatedly noting that the tempo of those flights suggested the number of U.S. casualties was rising beyond the figures publicly acknowledged by the Department of War. These newly released records provide independent evidence consistent with that assessment.

Source: https://t.co/4K8qsMb8Nj

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[Santi Ruiz @rSanti97]

I did literally nothing to provoke this

[MakroArt @makro_art]

Look I don't like bethesda much lately either but this is the first cool logo any company has made since 2008

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

EU: strongly condemns, closely monitors

UEFA: WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?!

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Emperor Qin Shi Huang Di lying on his deathbed while his bloated body was 74% mercury by volume